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Pakialam ‘nyo!

By: platypus on September 6th, 2007
at 4:46 am

di ko alam kung maaawa ako o ano ke Vanessa Minnillo tungkol sa naked pics scandal na kumalat sa internet. alam nyo ba na sa galit ng ibang bloggers, pati Filipino roots niya nakalkal at inalispusta?

Hello, Platypus. Thanks for calling my attention sa naked pics tsismis na ‘to. Huli ako sa balita pagdating sa mga letratong hubad ng mga celebs eh. Alam mo naman ako, gusto ko naka-damit sila kasi interesado ang byuti ko sa latest fashion trends hehe.

Anyways, ke-agang uminit ang ulo ko sa mga papparazzi na ‘yan. They are the most disgusting creatures to crawl out from under a rock. Sabagay, they wouldn’t be doing that for a living kung walang bumibili at nagbabasa ng crap nila. But as my sister Ana says…gossip is everyone’s guilty pleasure. Oy, not mine! Well…. sometimes. Ooops, teka, madalas din pala haha.

Pero itong tungkol kay Vanessa eh malaking katarantaduhan. Bakit, as in why oh why, nagagalit ang ibang bloggers sa mga pics na ‘yon? Platypus, nga pala (can you please give me the links of these bloggers na nagalit at nang-alipusta kay Vanessa?) Gusto kong malaman at mabasa kung sino ang mga ipokrito at ipokritang ‘to.

Baka naman kasi mga fugly bloggers sila at naiinggit sila kay Vanessa because she definitely is f***ing HOT! O kaya mga ugly old virgins na galit sa mga seksi. Or total losers who haven’t been getting any for the last 15 years.

Wala akong nakitang masama sa mga letrato nila. Ang nakita ko eh two beautiful people obviously in love with each other. They stayed in a private villa in Mexico. What do these stupid cyber peeping Toms expect? Ang magkuwentuhan, magtinginan,  o manood silang dalawa ng endless DVDs all night long?  Of course, they will have HOT STEAMING “NAKAKAPANGINIG-NG-TUHOD”  SEX! Aaaw, shet, nakakainggit!

At sa totoo lang, pipol, sino ba ang nakikipag-sex in full formal regalia?? Syempre nakahubad sila, noh!! To call this natural act by normal, able-bodied, healthy, young adults scandalous is beyond me!  Jeez, the world is full of hypocrites and morons!

Di bale kung sa kalye nila ginawa ito. Puwede silang tawaging eskandaloso. But they booked in a private villa, with their own private tub and private terrace…in MEXICO, my dears. Lumabas pa sila ng Amerika. I’m sure they thought they’d be alone.

Kaya siguro sila nabwisit eh kasi may takip na “censored oblong”. Bitin ang mga ipoktito’t ipokrita hahaha

Vanessa looks like she’s in love. I hope Nick is. I’m happy for them kasi may pera silang panglamiyerda at pang-get away. Huwag kang maawa sa kanya, Platypus, dear. Looking at Nick’s sexy tan lines and cute little butt, I’m sure he is one hell of a lover. Palagay ko hindi na mabura ang ngiti sa mga labi ni Vanessa ngayon. She was called a slut, a whore, etc. Sa totoo lang ulit, magiging slut din ako sa loob ng kuwarto, sa harap ng mahal ko (na may ganoong ka-cute na behind). O, ‘di vah?

Sa mga umalipusta kay Vanessa – eat your hearts out. She is happy, she is loved, and I’m sure she was made love to to her ultimate satisfaction. Kung naghubad man siya…pakialam ‘nyo! Kung naiinggit kayo, maghubad din kayo hehe

Wait, wait…on second thought, huwag na lang pala kayong maghubad. Baka masuka lang ako eh nyahahaha! :evil:


5 Responses to “Pakialam ‘nyo!”


  1. 1 MeL
    September 7, 2007 at 5:24 am

    Oo nga, ano bang pakelam nila kina Nick at Vanessa. Wala naman nagsabi sa mga papparazzi na yan na sundan sila sa Mexico at picture-an sila habang nagse-sex no!

    Ei Mel,
    Dapat yang mga papparazzi, sinusunog ng buhay! Buti na lang hindi tayo celereities hehe :wink:

  2. September 7, 2007 at 8:30 am

    Add another Filipina Hollywood actress named Vanessa with a nude picture:

    Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical
    http://www.popcrunch.com/vanessa-hudgens-nude/

    Hi Shakes,
    Checked it out. Alam mo palagay ko fake ‘yun eh. medyo halata eh. Pero inamin naman niya sa People mag na siya nga ‘yon.

  3. 3 maxi
    September 9, 2007 at 12:00 am

    is the news printed on New York times? Well, I don’t question its credibility but if it comes from the cheap tabloids then ask yourselves if its worth to give a damn.Be it true na sila nga yan hehhehe manigas sila they’re hot!

    Ella, please delete my first 2 comments namumu ata ako ng notebook na to. thanks

    Hello Maxi,
    Yup, na-mumu ka nga hehe. parang nag-echo ang comment mo eh no? Akala ko galit ka lang masyado kaya mo inulit haha

  4. 4 platypus
    September 10, 2007 at 6:20 am

    hi ella..here’s d link you’re asking regarding those bloggers with nasty comments ( no. 53 and 54 ) on vanessa minnillo.

    http://www.imnotobsessed.cm/2007/06/29/nick-lachey-and-vanessa-minnillo-hot-heavy-and-naked/

    check this out too:
    http://www.flylip.com/news/story.php?id=66012

    but in fairness to vanessa m:
    http//blog.photos2view.com/vanessa-minnillo-trivia.htm

  5. 5 platypus
    September 10, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    correction:

    http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2007/06/29/nick-lachey-and-vanessa-minnillo-hot-heavy-and-naked/

    pls look for comments 53 and 54. thanks.

    Hello platypus,
    Got it, thanks. Inggit lang sila sa kulay ni Vanessa, kasi mapuputla sila eh. Parang mga albinos hahaha! Kadiri tse!


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