I hate spam!! Wait, not the spam de lata sa itaas ha. ‘Yung “Shoulder Pork and hAM”/”SPiced hAM” luncheon meat ng Hormel? Gusto ko ‘yan. Lalo na kapag malutong sa labas tapos malambot sa loob ang pagka-prito. Sarap sa sinangag yuuum! Bagay ding ihalo sa macaroni salad ‘to.

Hmmm…dapat yata mag-post ako ng iba’t ibang recipes using Spam. Yup, I think I’ll do that. ‘Yung Spam Jam dati sa Glorietta, puro Spam ulam ang laman ng menu niya. Sayang, nagsara na siya.

Pero ‘yung mga putang spam na nagkalat sa blog ko, kasumpa-sumpa! Sa dami ng spammers selling Viagra and its generic equivalents, one would think lahat ng lalaki sa mundong ibabaw (at ilalim na rin) eh hindi tinatayuan o laging may PE (premature ejaculation, guys, hindi Physical Education). Ika nga, balahibo na lang ba ang tumitindig sa kanila?

Pero syempre bago ka maka-order ng Viagra online, kailangan mo ng pera. Kaya sandamukal din ang spammers for payday loans. Hala sige click at utang ka naman. Tapos, dahil uminom ka na ng Viagra, gusto mo nang manood ng mga porn. Mas maraming spammers for porn sites, of course!

Sa email naman, feeling kawawa ka na dahil panay ang spam sa iyo ng mga date sites. Sabay nanalo ka ng milyon-milyon sa sweepstakes lottery. Di may pang-date ka na. Kung kulang pa ang panalo mo, andiyan ang ever dependable Nigerian Scams.

Sa ngayon, may nasala ng 23,808 spams ang Akismet (spam filter) sa ellaganda.com. Dito sa ella rose, may nahuling 4, 200 spam comments ang Akismet. Can you imagine, riot siguro ang comment box ng mga blogs kapag walang spam filter.

Aba at hindi rin nakaligtas ang YM private messages. Look at this pm. Araw-araw may ganito sa YM ko -

odom.stephen (3/19/2008 10:54:05 AM): fqrrq vzipi Hey ella_ganda_hehehe How ya been, I found this site and i thought U might llike it Check this out!http://datingcraze .NET qrqsltxnxxnthrqjdqvo

Ano ba ang ibig sabihin ng SPAM sa net? SPAMS are those unsolicited, unwanted, paulit-ulit at magkakamukhang adverts o commercial na may kakabit na links. Mukha silang email o comments. And they are the most annoying, rude, useless thing the net has spawned. They are usually referred to as the scourge of the internet.

At ang daming style para makalusot sila sa filter at makapasok sa comment box. Minsan, nalilito na rin si Akismet, pati legitimate comments sa posts, kinakain na niya.

Bakit SPAM ang tawag sa kanya? Many believe spam is an acronym for “Sales Promotional Advertising Mail” or “Simultaneously Posted Advertising Message.”

Pero sabi naman ng ibang origin, napulot siya sa spam skit ng Monty Python’s Flying Circus -

“In the sketch, a restaurant serves all its food with lots of spam, and the waitress repeats the word several times in describing how much spam is in the items. When she does this, a group of Vikings (don’t ask) in the corner start a song:

‘Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam! Wonderful spam!’ …Until told to shut up.

Thus the meaning of the term at least: something that keeps repeating and repeating to great annoyance.”

Here are some examples of spams I lifted from Akismet at ang mga bulok nilang style:

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Mga bolero -

How do you do…
Excellent forum, added to favorites!
Excellent site with fantastic references and reading…. well done indeed…!
(matutuwa na sana ako kung walang ganito sa huli) http://viagra-gl-pills.com/cheap-viagra.html http://airline333tickets.com/cheap-airline-tickets.html

Hi – just wanted to say good design and blog -
(sabay tinda ng Xanax at Tramadol, whatever they are)

Pretty nice forum, wants to see much more on it!
Easy to find helpful information.
The Author, you – genius…
(yeah, right, kung hindi ito naka-link sa viagra site)

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Mga sinungaling -

Certainly good view point about ella » Mga tips ni Ms. Martha S…..at ni Ate Ella. Your write ups is without doubt why I always drop by your website.
(tapos nag-commercial ng personal loan hehe)

Hi, I am a newbie to this community and I am John from US by the way and looking forward to meeting everyone!
(sabay biglang link sa porn site)

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I couldn’t understand some parts of this article ella » Ano ba ang gusto nilang palabasin?, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.
(naloko ako ng hayup na ‘to ,na-approve ko ‘to nung una.)

(Tapos, nakita ko ulit siya, pinalitan lang ang post title. Bwiset!!)
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article ella » Hot babes…careful, they can kick your ass! , but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.

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What can I say guys? Don’t you just hate ‘em spams?